Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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