I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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