somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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