She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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