i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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