I don't think brook has ever known best
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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