I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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