That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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