Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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