Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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