fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
