I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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