Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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