Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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