Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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