fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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