I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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