So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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