What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I have post one night stand depression
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