I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
