that's an acceptable place to lick
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
