Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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