so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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