Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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