i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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