quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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