My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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