Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think a kid would responsible me up
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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