they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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