I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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