I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i've created a new STD.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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