I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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