The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
