So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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