What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
