I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
being pregnant is like rehab
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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