garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
