yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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