Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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