You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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