When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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