There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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