so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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