He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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