I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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