Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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