She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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