There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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