god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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