Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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