I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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