How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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