there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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