Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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